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:    2008-08-17, 16:45





Kids in school think quickly

TEACHER : Maria, go to the map and find North America.
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MARIA : Here it is!
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TEACHER : Correct. Now class, who discovered America?
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CLASS : Maria!
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TEACHER : Why are you late, Frank?
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FRANK : Because of the sign.
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TEACHER : What sign?
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FRANK : The one that says, "School Ahead, Go Slow."
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TEACHER: John, why are you doing your math multiplication on the floor?
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JOHN : You told me to do it without using tables!
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: ( table )
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TEACHER : Glenn, how do you spell "crocodile?"
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GLENN : K-R-O-K-O-D-A-I-L"
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TEACHER : No, that's wrong
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GLENN : Maybe it s wrong, but you asked me how I spell it!
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TEACHER : Donald, what is the chemical formula for water?
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DONALD : H I J K L M N O!!
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TEACHER : What are you talking about?
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DONALD : Yesterday you said it's H to O!
: H to O
H O
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TEACHER : Winnie, name one important thing we have today that we didn't have ten years ago.
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WINNIE : Me!
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TEACHER : Goss, why do you always get so dirty?
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GOSS : Well, I'm a lot closer to the ground than you are.
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TEACHER : Millie, give me a sentence starting with "I."
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MILLIE : I is...
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TEACHER : No, Millie..... Always say, "I am."
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MILLIE : All right... "I am the ninth letter of the alphabet."
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TEACHER : Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?
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TINO: Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day, same time."
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TEACHER : Clyde, your composition on "My Dog" is exactly the same as your brother's. Did you copy his?
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CLYDE : No, teacher, it's the same dog!;
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TEACHER : Harold, what do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?
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HAROLD : A teacher.
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